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1. What is the name of the person who sold his liver?
Secured.
2. Why is it possible to joke about everyone except the legless?
Jokes about them usually do not come.
3. Why is the legless afraid of gopniks?
Can't take care of himself.
4. Why are fat women not taken to striptease?
They bend the stick.
5. Why are there so many diseases in Africa?
Because the pills need to be taken with water.
6. What did the blind man say when he entered the bar?
"Hi to everyone I haven't seen."
7. Why download a midget porn video?
It takes up less space.
8. What is the name of Baba Yaga's lesbian hut?
Lisbushka.
9. How to prevent incest in mushrooms?
The phrase "Don't argue with your mother!"
10. Nervous climber from time to time breaks down on his wife.
11. What do a necrophile and a construction company owner have in common?
They both own real estate.
12. Why can drug addicts win the Nobel Prize in Physics?
They know how to measure speed in grams.
13. What is the name of a black woman who has had 6 abortions?
Crime fighter.
14. Why does Pinocchio want to go to the Caucasus?
Because a family can be massacred there.
15. What caused the squint to tear?
Went where the eyes look.
16. Why is BDSM not popular among dumb people?
They don't have stop words.
17. Hello, is this the Czech Republic? Scratch my back.
18. What do they say about a necrophilic bore?
Fuck the dead.
19. Why are there no gypsies among skaters?
Nobody believes that this is their forte.
20. Why aren't gypsies sent to the Olympics?
They will take all the gold.
21. What is the name of the den of drug addicts?
Club of cheerful and resourceful.
22. What is the difference between the earth and our jokes?
The earth is not flat.
23. Why don't Jews repost?
They don't have a share button.
24. What do our jokes and Russian mail have in common?
It doesn't reach everyone.
25. Why did Hitler dislike baking pies?
He was always short of eggs.
Secured.
2. Why is it possible to joke about everyone except the legless?
Jokes about them usually do not come.
3. Why is the legless afraid of gopniks?
Can't take care of himself.
4. Why are fat women not taken to striptease?
They bend the stick.
5. Why are there so many diseases in Africa?
Because the pills need to be taken with water.
6. What did the blind man say when he entered the bar?
"Hi to everyone I haven't seen."
7. Why download a midget porn video?
It takes up less space.
8. What is the name of Baba Yaga's lesbian hut?
Lisbushka.
9. How to prevent incest in mushrooms?
The phrase "Don't argue with your mother!"
10. Nervous climber from time to time breaks down on his wife.
11. What do a necrophile and a construction company owner have in common?
They both own real estate.
12. Why can drug addicts win the Nobel Prize in Physics?
They know how to measure speed in grams.
13. What is the name of a black woman who has had 6 abortions?
Crime fighter.
14. Why does Pinocchio want to go to the Caucasus?
Because a family can be massacred there.
15. What caused the squint to tear?
Went where the eyes look.
16. Why is BDSM not popular among dumb people?
They don't have stop words.
17. Hello, is this the Czech Republic? Scratch my back.
18. What do they say about a necrophilic bore?
Fuck the dead.
19. Why are there no gypsies among skaters?
Nobody believes that this is their forte.
20. Why aren't gypsies sent to the Olympics?
They will take all the gold.
21. What is the name of the den of drug addicts?
Club of cheerful and resourceful.
22. What is the difference between the earth and our jokes?
The earth is not flat.
23. Why don't Jews repost?
They don't have a share button.
24. What do our jokes and Russian mail have in common?
It doesn't reach everyone.
25. Why did Hitler dislike baking pies?
He was always short of eggs.
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